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tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Chalk art by Lila Roux

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

ginnywheezy:

Happy 34th birthday Harry! 

You wonderful boy. You brave, brave man.

itsmemacleod:

Happy 34th Birthday Harry Potter♥ (and happy 49th birthday JK Rowling!)

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

okaymad:

*mobile blogs while sitting next to my computer*

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

fuckshitpissdick:

:(

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence


laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014

laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014

twism:

Here are some photos of Matthew Lewis from the fifth issue of JON. In an interview with the magazine, Matthew talked about playing Neville Longbottom, his time working on the set of the Harry Potter series, being “a massive geek" in terms of the TV he watches including Star Wars and Star Trek, as well as accepting whatever roles he gets offered despite them being extremely diverse. Love this man! Ten points to Gryffindor!

buzzfeed:

Chris Hemsworth’s biceps are not of this earth.
(Side note – Mark Ruffalo’s face, guys. Mark Ruffalo’s face.)

buzzfeed:

Chris Hemsworth’s biceps are not of this earth.

(Side note – Mark Ruffalo’s face, guys. Mark Ruffalo’s face.)