Pie, Porn & Toiletpaper
falloutboy:

GSHS were banned from playing ‘thnks fr th mmrs’ at their games so we brought them to MONUMENTOUR in Scranton to play with us instead.  

falloutboy:

GSHS were banned from playing ‘thnks fr th mmrs’ at their games so we brought them to MONUMENTOUR in Scranton to play with us instead.  

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
Anonymous

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

Dean + favorite queer moments

thechronicleofshe:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

I’m crying

like literal tears.

Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

but not this time

this time, 

its real

This graffiti on my way to work has given me an extra energy boost every morning and I just wanted to share.

This graffiti on my way to work has given me an extra energy boost every morning and I just wanted to share.

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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iamtheprofessor:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

it’s not a fish, it’s a patronus

iamtheprofessor:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

it’s not a fish, it’s a patronus

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

riotinghearts:


lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

Reblogging for the comnent..

riotinghearts:

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

Reblogging for the comnent..

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.